Tomorrow's News

The Claremont Doubletree has at last reached its highest and best use. Thanks to property owner Harry Wu, Claremont now has the opportunity and venue for the high cultural experience of an "Estate Auction...from the Krazy Horse Ranch...Very impressive life-like 'Bronze' animals...Versace style furniture...fine gold jewelry set with genuine diamonds, emeralds, rubies, etc., guarenteed!...Antique guns, new saddles, pads, bridals [sic], etc."

Get over there Sunday, April 1st, and don't forget your checkbook. Be warned, though, the Insider is going to be bidding up those life-like "bronze" animals.

The fine print says that "Security provided by local law enforcement agency." Is Paul Cooper learning a trade in the unlikely event he isn't selected as the new Chief?