Shadow Government News

It turns out the Claremont 400 are pretty small potatoes compared to the shadowy figures controlling the levers on the national level. So says The Onion:


Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Of course, in Claremont, all you need to do to know who's supposed to win an election is to drive by Diann Ring's or Judy Wright's home and check out the campaign signage. Here's a prediction for 2009's March council election, when two seats will be up for grabs: Ellen Taylor and Not Calaycay (Bob Tener?).